Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Top Reasons I hate the dentist

1. They give you shots.
2. They scrap your teeth and you can hear that "chalkboard" sound inside your head... and its really loud.
3. They are usually really mean.
4. Their procedures cost you your entire tax refund check.
5. They take x-rays and make you hold that thing in your mouth... and it hurts.
6. They make you bleed. And it tastes awful.
7. They make you hold your mouth open forever.
8. Did I mention they are super expensive?!?!


Reasons why I love the dentist:
1. Their procedures eventually make the pain go away.
2. They accept my insurance. I thought it was expensive now?! I'd be homeless with nothing if it weren't for dental insurance!!!
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