Where is...

my brain?!?!?

OK, so here's a funny story for you. Before we begin, you must know that I have one of those vera bradley keychain wallets that I keep my debit card in, and it's attached to my car keys. Ok, moving on. I go to Target tonight to pick up some things. I get to the check out, and I can't find my keys anywhere. I'm seriously freaking out. I had the lady check my basket, but it wasn't there. I went to customer service to see if they had been turned in, no luck. I went through the entire store looking for them... no luck. I begin to freak out.


I go outside to see if I dropped them in the parking lot somewhere. Well, I didn't park where I normally do, so I was thinking "Ohmygosh, someone found my keys and stole my car!" I'm seriously freaking out. Then I see it in the back corner of the parking lot, so I run over there. As I walk up, I hear a car engine and I think "Oh, the person next to me must be in their car..."


I walk up to my car window, and it's my car running. What! And sure enough, there are my keys... in the ignition... with the car cranked. Then I think, "Great, I locked my keys in the car with the keys in the ignition and the car cranked! Just great..." And I reach for the door knob....

...and it's unlocked. WHAT! Did I really leave my keys in the ignition, the car cranked, and the door unlocked?!?!? WOW. I'm super super shocked that my car wasn't stolen because I had been in Target for like... thirty minutes!!!

I'm personally convinced I dropped the keys somewhere and someone put the keys in the ignition and cranked the car as a prank. Ok, that's way creepy, but I just can't believe that I left my keys in the ignition, cranked!! Where is my brain??!?!?!?!